Monday, May 4, 2015

A Dummy’s Guide to Student Teaching: Simplifying Complexity and Complicating Simplicity

Chapter 1 - It’s Your Very Own, Brand New Environment: It’s eerily similar to school when you were young, but a whole lot has changed in you and in here.

From the outside, very little has changed. It looks, sounds, and smells (especially during the warm months) like a school. Lockers slamming, complaints about uniforms, loud laughter, and silent insecurity fill the air. Take a moment to be grateful that you are not an adolescent. The classroom layout is the same with a few new technologies integrated into the scene. Kids are still kids, teachers are still teachers. You are wearing your “I’m not a real teacher” WSU College of Education name tag. You do not have keys to the building so you enter through the same doors through which the students enter. It is very important that you project an aura of comfort in the school building. It will be difficult at first but for your students’ sake and your own sanity, get comfortable. Ask for a locker near your home room. Ask for a desk in your home room. Request a laptop from the tech person, request a classroom key from the office, stop in and say good morning to the office staff. Explore the building often so that you know where things are when students ask in desperation during passing periods.

 Chapter 2 - Act One, Act Like One: It may mean nothing in a literal sense, but seriously, it means everything, kinda.

                One of the expectations is that you “Act like a teacher.” It is a very ambiguous way of implying a need for unity among the adults so that we can stand up for or against the students in our charge. We all have different ideas about what a teacher acts like. A seven year old’s perception is different from that of a college student. Create your own professional educator persona. Adjust it as necessary, but have it figured out as soon as possible for the sake of being consistent for your students. Dress for success. Don’t wear jeans unless it is a jean’s day. Do not participate in silly dress down days because no student will take you seriously in your pajamas even if it is pajama day. Get teacher stuff, like a desk in the classroom. Bring a few school appropriate books that project your dedication to learning and show your humanity. You are a member of the staff, though you do not get a paycheck and students will pick your “student teacher” status to pieces. Call the classroom YOUR classroom. (Do not act like that in MY classroom!) Work on your stern get-back-on-task face, your disappointed-in-your-behavior face, and your trust-me-I-know-what-I’m-doing face. All three will be of value in your first week.

Chapter 3 - Do Not Take It Personally: The students will try to hurt you, never let them know when they are successful.

                Kids are great. Kids are the future. Kids are works in progress. Kids are mean. They will not always appreciate your efforts. They will not be logical. They will not be considerate. They will be disrespectful on occasion or in some cases anytime they are awake. They will gripe when you challenge them and fail frequently. They need encouragement. They need consistency. They need to be able to figure out who they are. They are mean to each other and they will direct their aggression at you without warning like a velociraptor testing the electric fences in Jurassic Park. Do not ever let them think that they are successful in hurting your feelings. Like sharks or piranha, they will destroy you if they smell blood in the water. It helps me to imagine that we are all as big as our maturity levels. We educators (for the most part) are gigantic compared to them. This analogy helps me to view their verbal daggers as slight annoyances and not flinch when they lash out. Remember that whatever has their little backsides chapped probably has nothing to do with you. That being said, if you never tick them off, you are not doing your job.  

Chapter 4 - The Careful Collection of Influences: There are a million factors at work in a school on any given day. Yes, you are there to learn, but be careful who you let teach you.

                It is a balancing act of teaching and learning. Rather than earning a paycheck, your wages are those of experience, wisdom, and growth. Your college courses and advisors have gotten you this far along with your own personal motivations. Now is the time to absorb the influence. Dive into the pool of learning and swim around in it. Your CT was chosen to help guide you through the process. Theirs is the most valuable influence you will probably have. Your CT is only part of the experience. Observe other teachers in your placement school. Ask around and find out who the staff considers to be the best and most effective teachers. Ask the students too. Between the sad reality of some students’ dysfunctional home lives, poverty, hormones, human error, personal tensions between teachers, differences of opinions  with administration, union politics, and your own personal ups and downs, seek out positive attitudes and cling to them. If you are asked how you are doing, don’t use the lame standby answer “fine” rather pick a few better adjectives like “fantastic” or “great” or “if I was any better I’d be in a straight jacket.” If you cannot muster genuine enthusiasm, fake it. Your students need you to be uplifting and so do some of the more battle hardened veteran teachers.

Chapter 5 - Go Get ‘Em, Tiger: Before this race is over, you should be thinking about the next race; when you will be doing it all as a paid professional.


                Ask for references from your CT, other teachers and administrators in your building. Your principal should know who you are. Invite him or her to come observe you in your classroom. Their positive opinion of you might as well be a gold medal for your potential future employers to gaze upon. Impress everyone from your CT to the counselors, the office staff to the custodians. Epitomize good teaching. Exude fresh desire and competency. Smile through boring meetings. Attend interview days, even if they yield you nothing. They are great practice. Assemble your resume and make yourself look like a rock star. Email principals about openings in their buildings. Be concise and clear about your desire to interview at their school and attach that shimmering resume. Research a school before you interview there. Know a few things about it. Master answers for these two questions: “What is your biggest weakness?” (be honest, but not too detailed) and” Why do you want to work here?” Remember that graduating from college is not your end goal; a teaching position is your end goal. Being paid to do what you want to do is your end goal. A diploma and licensure are steps on the way to reaching that goal. A job to help pay off that massive student loan is your ultimate goal. Lastly, enjoy teaching. Enjoy what you do and you never work a day in your life. Besides, you are working with the best product in the whole world: young minds and hearts. Be awesome at it!